Time to read the Telegraph...Referendum, booooring. Global realignment of power between the US and China...pass. Tom Cruise...ew. What's that fourth item ?
But, but, surely that's...That's...The general election was just...
Why the hell am I looking at a photoshop of the former Deputy Prime Minister and former head of the LibDems with his wife & the Camerons over the caption "I'll be there for you..." ?
Is this some shit you had hanging around from before the elections, and you couldn't be bothered to update ?
Okay, okay, the 'content' will explain, right ? <Reads the utterly unfunny pointless drivel that follows>
Nope. What follows has nothing to do with Friends, nothing to do with the Cleggs, nothing to with 'SamCam', and is in fact nothing more than some cheap stereotypes and cliches seguing eventually into a bolted-on mention of Sepp fucking Blatter. Please tell me you didn't pay Mister Thomas for this shit.
More importantly, please tell me you stole that image off the internet. No, wait... Please tell me that your unpaid intern from Albania stole that image off the internet.
I mean, you do want to be taken seriously, don't you ? You've only been running an online presence for over twenty years now. You were fucking pioneers on the web ! We were still using the Mosaic web-browser when you launched the Electronic Telegraph FFS !
Aw, whadda I care ? Go ahead, keep shitting all over yourselves Telegraph. Think those cheques are going to keep coming in from the Tories indefinitely ?
Oh, in case you actually wanted to read this shit (their shit, not mine, not that my blather isn't that), and didn't believe me about how bad it is. Well, sure: Don't say I didn't warn ya.
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