Showing posts with label BBC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BBC. Show all posts

30 September, 2015

So, We Support the Guys in Green, Right ?


Via an article on the Beeb re-assuring us on Obama's behalf that '"Assad must go" to ensure IS defeat'.  I might cry if I were still capable.

And we'll give them arms and train them, only for that materiel & those (very very) few personnel to end up on the other side fighting against us.  I can see now why the UN gave Obama a pre-emptive Nobel Peace Prize.

07 September, 2015

BBC: Why Germany needs migrants more than UK

Robert Peston:
There is an economic and demographic backdrop to the differential policies towards asylum-seekers of Germany and the UK - to Germany's relatively open door, that compares with the UK's heavily fortified portal (which will be opened just a bit by David Cameron later today).
The two relevant points (leaving aside moral ones) are that:
  1. the UK's population is rising fast, whereas Germany's is falling fast;
  2. the dependency ratio (the proportion of expensive older people in the population relative to able-bodied, tax-generating workers) is rising much quicker in Germany than in the UK.
So to put it another way, it is arguably particularly useful to Germany to have an influx of young grateful families from Syria or elsewhere, who may well be keen to toil and strive to rebuild their lives and prove to their hosts that they are not a burden - in the way that successive immigrant waves have done all over the world (including Jews like my family in London's East End).
Here are the European Commission's projections from its Ageing Report that was published earlier this year.
It projects that Germany's population will shrink from 81.3 million in 2013 to 70.8 million in 2060, whereas the UK's will rise from 64.1 million to 80.1 million.
As you can see, what is striking is that the UK is set to become the EU's most populous country, ahead of Germany and France, as a result of a relatively high fertility rate and greater projected rates of net migration.
It is probably relevant that the Commission forecasts that the proportion of the German population in 2060 represented by migrants arriving after 2013 would be 9%, compared with 14% in the UK. So Germany would be a lot less multicultural than the UK.
As for the dependency ratio, the percentage of those 65 and over compared with those aged between 15 and 64, that is forecast to rise from 32% to a very high 59% in Germany by 2060.
Or to put it another way, by 2060 there will be fewer than two Germans under 65 to work and generate taxes to support each German over 65.
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Here is the thing. Wherever you stand in the debate on whether immigration is a good or bad thing - and most economists would argue that immigration promotes growth - right now immigration looks much more economically useful to Germany than to the UK.
That is perhaps one of the unspoken reasons why Germany is being much more welcoming to asylum seekers from Syria and elsewhere right now.
That said, some business leaders and a couple of Tory ministers gave me what can only be described as an off-message critique of David Cameron's approach to the migrant crisis over the weekend.
They said that Angela Merkel is creaming off the most economically useful of the asylum seekers, by taking those that have shown the gumption and initiative to risk life and limb by fleeing to Europe.
Precedent suggests they will be the ones that find work fastest and impose the least economic burden on Germany or any other host country.
By contrast, David Cameron appears to be doing what many would see as the more morally admirable thing - which is to go to the Syrian camps and invite children and the most vulnerable of refugees to Britain....

Ah, the politics of population-replacement...

Here we are in the age of the robot, and yet still we talk of too few workers.  One might think our policies...and our politics might reflect the same...As if !  What they do reflect, as always, are the interests of capital.

The Beeb has a poll out on public attitudes in the UK towards taking in more refugees.  They note that those of a working-class background are much less supportive (24% to 54%) than the middle-classes.  Wonder why that might be ?*


* No, not that they are simply uneducated and/or racist.

27 August, 2015

QOTD

Armando Iannucci on the BBC:
If public-service broadcasting, one of the best thing we've ever done creatively as a country...if it was a car industry, our ministers would be out championing it overseas, trying to win contracts, boasting of the British jobs that would bring.  
If the BBC were a weapons-system, half the cabinet would be on a plane to Saudia Arabia to tell them how brilliant it was.
And yet, it's quite the reverse: They talk of cutting down to size, of reining in imperialist ambitions, of hiving off, of limiting the scope, and they do it with all the manic glee of a doctor ever so reasonably urging his patient to consider the benefits of assisted suicide.

Not that I don't agree with many criticisms of the BBC myself, such as, for one, that it shouldn't be competing with the commercial networks for the rights to rebroadcast popular shows from the US.*


* Championing content from other European networks, that would likely not otherwise be seen, on the other hand, I support wholeheartedly.

21 August, 2015

I Feel Much Safer Now

This was going into the next link-dump, but for two words...

US cinema chain Regal introduces bag search after attacks
One of America's largest cinema chains, Regal, is now searching bags of film-goers following several attacks on movie theatres across the US.
Regal's updated policy says it wants customers and staff "to feel comfortable and safe" in its cinemas.
It is not clear when it began, but reports say some people had their bags checked at some of the company's 570 cinemas this week.
Earlier this month, a man attacked cinema-goers in Tennessee with an axe.
He was shot dead by Nashville police, but no-one else was killed.
"Security issues have become a daily part of our lives in America," Regal Entertainment Group's admission policy now reads on the company's website. The company has not yet commented publicly on the new regulations.
"To ensure the safety of our guests and employees, backpacks and bags of any kind are subject to inspection prior to admission," it continues.
Last week, police were deployed outside the Regal cinema in Los Angeles ahead of the premiere of the film Straight Outta Compton.
Two weeks before the Nashville attack, two people were shot dead and nine others injured when a man attacked a cinema in Lafayette, Louisiana.
The change in policy also comes the same month Colorado theatre killer, James Holmes, was given a life sentence for killing 12 people and injuring 70 others at a screening of a Batman film in 2012.

Bag-searches & metal-detectors make me feel comfortable & safe, how about you ?  Far more so than having rational gun-laws & freely available treatment for mental health-issues in the twenty-first-fucking-century.  And machine-guns in airports, limits on liquids, removing shoes, patdowns & body-scans, cabin-doors that can't be forced even if it turns out your pilot is a suicidal nut determined on taking everyone with him into the side of a mountain...

Well at least we don't have to worry about nuclear weapons any more...except that our leaders seem determined to provoke a new cold war with Russia.  And then we have armed drones, and the weaponisation of space.  And who knows what new biological horrors our increasing understanding of the human genome will unleash in terms of new weapons, never mind all the conventional illnesses that we thought conquered till our commercialised use of antibiotics increased resistance across the board.

If only writers in the twentieth century had had the foresight to warn us against this sort of madness...



* And yes, that is the entire 'article'.  Sorry, Beeb, but if you will limit your entire article to a tweetable length, then it does become rather harder to excerpt.

17 August, 2015

30 July, 2015

Finally...

The inevitable stupid sellout happens.

Vomit.

Probably better for Tory Clarkson, able to provide shittier, more (for him) remunerative shows free of the constraints of the BBC, to an ever-more circumscribed audience.

...and...

better for the lefty politically-correct idiots at the BBC, who can conveniently shrink the audience for Top Gear as was, just in time for the Conservatives to push for its cancellation...much to their relief.

Ev'rybody wins !!! Except for fans of Top Gear...or the BBC.  Or civilisation generally.

28 July, 2015

The NSA's Long War on Encryption

How NSA and GCHQ spied on the Cold War world
American and British intelligence used a secret relationship with the founder of a Swiss encryption company to help them spy during the Cold War, newly released documents analysed by the BBC reveal.
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Crypto AG sold its machines around the world, offering security.
But what customers did not know was that Hagelin himself had come to a secret agreement with the founding father of American code-breaking, William F Friedman.
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The relationship, initially referred to as a "gentleman's agreement", included Hagelin keeping the NSA and GCHQ informed about the technical specifications of different machines and which countries were buying which ones.
The provision of technical details "is a revelation of the first order," says Paul Reuvers, an engineer who runs the Crypto Museum website.
"That's extremely valuable. It is something you would not normally do because the integrity and secrecy of your own customer is mandatory in this business."
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In one document, Hagelin hints to Friedman he is going to be able "to supply certain customers" with a specific machine which, Friedman notes, is of course "easier to solve than the new models".

Previous reports of the deal suggested it may have involved some kind of backdoor in the machines, which would provide the NSA with the keys.
But there is no evidence for this in the documents (although some parts remain redacted).
Rather, it seems the detailed knowledge of the machines and their operations may have allowed code-breakers to cut the time needed to decrypt messages from the impossible to the possible.
The relationship also involved not selling machines such as the CX-52, a more advanced version of the C-52 - to certain countries.
"The reason that CX-52 is so terrifying is because it can be customised," says Prof Richard Aldrich, of the University of Warwick.
"So it's a bit like defeating Enigma and then moving to the next country and then you've got to defeat Enigma again and again and again."
Some countries - including Egypt and India - were not told of the more advanced models and so bought those easier for the US and UK to break.
In some cases, customers appear to have been deceived.
One memo indicates Crypto AG was providing different customers with encryption machines of different strengths at the behest of Nato and that "the different brochures are distinguishable only by 'secret marks' printed thereon".
Historian Stephen Budiansky says: "There was a certain degree of deception going on of the customers who were buying [machines] and thinking they were getting something the same as what Hagelin was selling everywhere when in fact it was a watered-down version."

Among the customers of Hagelin listed are Egypt, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Pakistan, India, Jordan and others in the developing world.
In the summer of 1958, army officers apparently sympathetic to Egyptian President Gamal Abdel Nasser overthrew the regime in Iraq.
Historian David Easter, of King's College, London, says intelligence from decrypted Egyptian communications was vital in Britain being able to rapidly deploy troops to neighbouring Jordan to forestall a potential follow-up coup against a British ally.
The 1955 deal also appears to have involved the NSA itself writing "brochures", instruction manuals for the CX-52, to ensure "proper use".
One interpretation is these were written so certain countries could use the machines securely - but in others, they were set up so the number of possible permutations was small enough for the NSA to crack.

So the NSA was working to undermine encryption as late as the Second World War.  Good to know.

25 July, 2015

Left Luggage

Come across this sort of crap all the time, and never post anything either because a) I don't have any particular take, and/or b) it's a few days or maybe even weeks old, and thus not technically still news ? *

Alternet: Which Advanced Country Has the Most Climate Skeptics ?  (Hint, their PM is an arsehole)
BBC: Engineers create emergency origami bridge
Telegraph: Has Kim Kardashian just fixed Twitter? (Actually about the ability to re-edit Tweets)
Occupy.com: The U.K. Is Privatizing Aid to the Developing World As Corporations Seek Their Cut
BBC: Aircraft 'bomb bag' limits on board explosion impact

Don't really like lists of links, but seems a waste to just let this shit evaporate unused.**  Dunno.


* Never mind the shitty browser crashing and taking all my tabs with it.  Technology sucks.
** And never, the demon Twitter.  Crosses self twice.

18 July, 2015

David Cameron's on the Case


I think this is a very difficult subject and I think um, it's a dangerous one for a Prime Minister to dive in and come up with an instant answer...I think, y'know, a big conversation needs to happen about this, and frankly I think the people we need to listen to are, y'know, people who really understand this issue...and the potential effects that it's having...We do have a problem.  And I was listening to the MP's about this last night, and I think it's the start of a conversation about something needing to be done.”
BBC Radio Cornwall Breakfast Programme, 17/07/2015, from 2'44'26.

And...Cameron was talking about ?  Climate Change ?  ISIS ?  The crisis in Ukraine ?  Immigration ?  Poverty ?  Homelessness ?  Inequality ?  Radicalisation in the inner city ?  FGM ?  The number of working families under his government relying on foodbanks ?

No, no, Silly, of course not.  He was addressing, of course, the Velociraptor's deadly cousin, the seagull.



David Cameron has said he wants to start a “big conversation” about a recent spate of seagull attacks on local people in Cornwall.
MPs called for a change in the law which would allow the protected status of seagulls to be axed so that their population in urban areas could be better controlled.
One MP suggested that the scavenging birds should be sterilised to stop them reproducing, while another said their eggs could be removed and swapped for moth eggs.
In the March budget, £250,000 was pledged for a research project into "aggressive" seagulls. However, following the general election, this was judged to be “low priority” and funding was axed.
The Prime Minister said that he wanted to take action after learning about an increase in attacks from the aggressive birds.
This week seagulls killed a dog in Newquay, Cornwall leaving a sight “like a murder scene” while a tortoise was pecked to death in nearby Liskeard.
The commitment comes despite his own Government axing a £250,000 fund research into aggressive urban gulls which was scrapped because it was a "low priority".
The Prime Minister told BBC Radio Cornwall on Friday morning that the issue came up at a dinner with Cornwall's six Conservative MPs on Thursday night. One of the problems is that seagulls are protected and so a cull is not possible.
He said: “I think this is a very difficult subject and I think it is a dangerous one for the Prime Minister to dive in and come up with an instant answer with the issues of the protection of seagulls, whether there is a need for a cull, what should be done about eggs and nests and the rest of it.
"I think a big conversation needs to happen about this and frankly the people we need to listen to are people who really understand this issue in Cornwall, and the potential effects it is having.
"Reading the papers this morning about how aggressive the seagulls are now in St Ives for instance - we do have a problem. I was listening to the MPs last night I think it is the start of a conversation about something needing to be done.”

Though seriously, why the hell are seagulls a protected species ?  Was there a regional taste for seagull-pies that at some point led to them being endangered ?

19 June, 2015

Tradition, Tradition, Tradition for Us; Austerity for Ye


So, the Houses of Parliament, are crumbling, and in order to save the British taxpayers a few billion (not to mention several decades) on the repairs, an independent committee has suggested, that either both Houses, or Commons & Lords in turns should temporarily relocate...

...which has inevitably brought about/renewed the question: Why couldn't parliament be relocated...permanently.


But ministers don't want to consider even a temporary move, of course.
Leader of the House Mr Grayling said he was "not warm" to the idea of relocating."My very clear view is this building is an important part of our national heritage and our democracy, and it must remain as such," he said during Business Questions in the Commons.
Can't have change now, can we ?  National heritage !

There must be no “self-indulgent” reforms to parliamentary procedures as part of the expected refurbishment plan for the Palace of Westminster, Sir Alan Duncan has said.

The Conservative former minister told the Times: “What would be catastrophic is if self-indulgent people who know little about parliament say ‘let’s have electronic voting’ or ‘let’s have a semi-circular chamber’. I’m absolutely with Churchill after the place was bombed who said ‘let’s keep the traditions’. The institution is bigger than anybody in it.”
 A report and accompanying statement from the House of Commons Commission will be published tomorrow laying out the options to renovate Parliament.
Tradition is the all-important thing in British government isn't it ?  I mean, sure, there have been some changes over the centuries, but only ever incremental change, and nothing too recent, because, well of the importance of tradition.


The function of highest court of appeal now performed by the recently-created 'Supreme Court' traditionally rested with the House of Lords.  But you changed that in 2005.

Membership in the House of Lords was traditionally via hereditary peerage, but, in your desire to further weaken the House and increase the power of the Commons and the Prime Minister, you reformed that in 1999, and brought in mostly political appointees for the Lords.*

The traditional right to Habeas corpus is many centuries old, but you did away with that in the name of 'Terror' back in 2005.

The tradition of fixed-term elections has been around less than four years, dating to the Act in 2011.

The traditional central rule of Scotland from Westminster dates back to 1707, and that of Wales to the 1500's, but you re-established the Scottish parliament and established a National Assembly for Wales in 1998.


And these are just some of the changes that come to me off the top of my head.


And for a lot of people, the traditions of the Houses look, frankly, silly, embarrassing even.  See for example the row over the SNP clapping, versus the traditional braying and shouting and jeering.  Never mind how the British people see the daily antics in Parliament, how do you think it looks to people in other countries ?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queens-speech-snp-told-clapping-5772809


And as for the actual buildings themselves, they only date back to the 1840's, which is nothing in the context of British history.  The fact of which wouldn't hurt their repurposing as a tourist-attraction, given the gothic design, and the common assumption that they are far older.

And frankly, I don't see any more reason for Parliament necessarily having to be based in London, than the BBC, large parts of which have been banished to other regions of the country, especially Manchester.  Television Centre is arguably as iconic as the Houses of Parliament (albeit rather newer and a little less well known, especially outside the UK), but you sold that in 2012.  At least you held on to Broadcasting House...

And you keep talking about the fact that the other regions of England, including in the North, are under-represented.  What better way to do something about that than relocating Parliament to Birmingham or Manchester ?  It'll also help with Gideon's notion of a 'Northern Powerhouse'.


In fact, I'm not sure there are any good arguments against relocating Parliament, whether simply to a newer more modern facility more 'fit for purpose' (to use a horrible hackneyed phrase so beloved of British MP's) or to also move the body out of London altogether.  Other than...it's tradition.

Good arguments, that is, as opposed to the self-interest of politicians, who might be inconvenienced by having to move, and who might feel their status diminished by having to work out of Birmingham or Leeds say.  Forcing BBC staff to relocate to Manchester, no problem.  Allowing British jobs to be outsourced to the likes of India, who cares ?  But MP's, Never !  How dare we suggest that they not be allowed to continue to shout and bray in the traditional chamber with 'its magic quality' ?  How dare we deny them their taxpayer-funded second homes in desirable London postcodes ?.  How dare we threaten bringing them into the twenty-first century, one where so many jobs have done away with physical offices and desks altogether ?


In the end, they won't move.  Not permanently at any rate.  And refurbishing the creaky old Victorian edifice will probably cost a lot more than seven billion pounds.  But the more we can have these sorts of conversations the better; and the more chance there may be for some actual change, and change that benefits the people, rather than just the powers that be at that.


* And note that as a result of this, and David Cameron's attempts to stuff the House with so many new peers, that it is now so physically overcrowded that it 'risks the House being unable to do its job'.

** Yes, I am well aware that most of the (fairly radical & questionable) constitutional changes mentioned above happened under Tony Blair's watch.  And ?

*** When I say 'you'  or 'your' above, I am referring to Parliament generally, not specifically to Mister Grayling or Sir Duncan, or even to that fascist fuck Blair.

**** Oh, and 'forty years' !!!  WTF ?!

16 June, 2015

Chris Evans, Woo Hoo


Liar.

Well now you've got your substitute middle-aged white bloke to host, just need to make sure one of the co-hosts is a woman, and preferably a minority so you can fill those diversity-quotas.  Or you could just hire on talent.

02 June, 2015

Latest Idiotic Top Gear Rumour



Ugh.  'Cause that worked out so well for other shows didn't it ?  Rotating-host roulette.

If true, basically this is an admission by the BBC that they haven't a hope of replicating the chemistry that worked for so long under Clarkson & co., but are going to continue to milk the cash-cow for all they can till its teats drop off and it just flat-out falls over on its side.

28 May, 2015

And This Is What We've Come To


The BBC will make the unemployed and low-paid workers compete against each other for a cash prize in a controversial Hunger Games-type show to find “Britain’s Hardest Grafter”.
Only the UK’s lowest-paid workers will be invited to compete to “show their worth” in the reality show, capitalising on the trend for “poverty porn” established by the Channel 4 series, Benefits Street.
Applications for Britain’s Hardest Grafter, which will be screened on BBC2, are limited to those currently earning less than £15,500 per year.
The BBC is seeking 25 British workers, a mix of the unemployed, the under-employed and those earning the minimum wage, who will be given the opportunity to “prove themselves” through a series of challenges. A cash prize is on offer for the winner.
A representative of the production company Twenty Twenty told the website Graduate Fog: “In each episode, people will be put to the test in a series of challenges and tasks.
“At the end of each episode, those who have produced the least will be eliminated and by the end of the process, just one worker will remain. The winner will receive in the region of £15,000 which is a year’s living wage (outside of London).”

Satire just can't keep up with real life anymore.  I mean, surely this is a hoax ?  The BBC ?  Not Sky, not Channel 4, not some trashy cable-outfit, but the B. B. C. ?  They put out some shit certainly, but new low doesn't begin to describe it.

I suppose The Hunger Games is the obvious go-to reference for the Indy -- More current, more hip.  But The Running Man is what comes to mind for me, and dated as it is, it's arguably a closer match.  Here's direct extracts from Wikipedia, describing that film.

The film, set in a dystopian America between 2017 and 2019, is about a television show called The Running Man, where convicted criminal "runners" must escape death at the hands of professional killers.
2017, huh.  Two year away now.

Plot [edit]
In 2017, after a worldwide economic collapse, American society has become a totalitarian police state, censoring all cultural activity. The government pacifies the populace by broadcasting game shows where convicted criminals fight for their lives, including the gladiator-style The Running Man, hosted by the ruthless Damon Killian, where "runners" attempt to evade "stalkers" and near-certain death for a chance to be pardoned.

Pacifying the population with reality-teevee after economic collapse.  That doesn't sound at all familiar.  What was once dystopian fantasy is now our actual day-to-day reality.  And we just shrug, get on with our lives, trying not to get noticed, not to speak out, and accept it.

19 April, 2015

Orphan Black's Back

Very very glad of the same, but don't have anything particular to say on the subject, so hey, go read one of the Guardian's seemingly infinite number of writers on the subject.  And since we have to have a cool picture (below), please check out Collider's Interview with Tatiana whence the picture is borrowed.


I'll refrain for this post at least in saying what I think of so-called 'BBC America' and their backers.  It's a cool show.  Watch it.

17 April, 2015

Belle and Sebastian: Legal Man


Apropos of nothing, seems it is just going on a month now since the BBC News site's redesign.  And...still ugly, still way too much whitespace, and still even more click-bait than previously (and the previous amount was shameful for a national broadcaster funded by the licence-fee).  Fuck it, I'd rather read the tabloids at this point.

Update: Hadn't even noticed that was Gareth Thomas in this video.  That's a unexpected cameo.

16 April, 2015

Debate !


Is it just me, or is there not something really weird about seeing Ed on stage, debating the leaders of the nationalist parties (& Greens), while Nick & Dave are nowhere in sight ?  Not sure if the optics are good or bad for Labour, just strange and oddly unbalanced.


Update: And the Telegraph phones in their pre-scripted responses to the debate.


Uh, no.

08 April, 2015

Last Clarkson Headline for a While ?


Finally, the BBC addresses the truly-burning question regarding Clarkson's future on the network: will he or won't he host HIGNFY.  No snark intended, really.  While Angus was no doubt the show's best host, it's truly lovely to see the likes of Clarkson on, along with Boris and Farage of course.  Only question now is whether Jezza's up to the inevitable roasting.  Go on Jeremy.  You know you want to...