- Guinea pigs jump for joy (at getting food usually).
- Cats don't actually give a shit about those stupid circle things you're posting on the internet, and just sit in them because it gets your attention.
- Turning your rabbit over to calm them is actually deeply traumatising.
- Dogs humping your leg is an entirely non-sexually motivated behaviour. Yeah, right.
- And goldfish can tell the difference between Bach and Stravinsky.
Aren't you glad you know all that now ?
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