Worried Jeb Bush is leaving it too late to declare his run for the presidency ? That he might be outshone by up-and-coming younger members of his party like fellow Floridian Marco Rubio (or G-d forbid, Tom Cotton) ? Worried all the Koch-style billionaire money will go to the likes of Scott Walker ? Well, don't. 'Cause Jeb is
on it. I mean, right now, he's busy campaigning in the all-important battleground state of...
Puerto Rico.
Wait, what ? Jeb, Jeb, psst...you do know they can't vote for you, right ? Oh what, it's part of a shameless effort to shore up the Hispanic vote back in the non-disenfranchised mainland, and convince them that the Republicans are totally not racist assholes ? Well that's all right then. Carry on campaignin' Señor Jeb. Téjas next ?
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