...And the Telegraph Entertains

7 leaders answer 7 questions

6. Setting aside your differences, which one of your political rivals has impressed you most and why?

Natalie Bennett: It took some guts for Ed Miliband to stand up to Murdoch - most leaders wouldn’t have done that...

So looking for a seat (singular probably) in a Labour coalition are we Nat. ?

..., and David Cameron stood up to many in his own party on gay marriage.

Hedging yer bets much ?

Leanne Wood: Nicola Sturgeon. She is tenacious and determined and an advocate for her country.

Uh...

Nicola Sturgeon: Leanne Wood, the leader of Plaid Cymru – she was fantastic in the debates, quite rightly putting Nigel Farage in his place.

...huh.

7. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

David Cameron: I wish I’d worked harder at speaking another language.

Sure, Dave.

Ed Miliband: I would always like to spend more time with my wife, Justine, and our children Daniel and Sam.

Uh, then why the hell are you campaigning to be PM ?

Nigel Farage: I'm too tolerant, sometimes. When it comes to loyalty, I often offer too much, even to people who have let me down repeatedly. Maybe I need to be more cutthroat.

And there's the headline...

Nick Clegg: I’d be Prime Minister.

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